[PDF] How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)






 | #31462 in Books |  Random House |  2010-09-07 |  2010-09-07 | Original language:English | PDF # 1 |  8.30 x.40 x5.50l,.68 | File Name: 158008463X | 112 pages

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||0 of 0 people found the following review helpful.| The Perfect Garden Gnome Companion|By NJPhones|Now that you have a garden known problem how will you protect yourself??
You must educate yourself!
My wife had always asked me for garden gnomes so I got her a bunch for her birthday. She was very happy when she opened up her presents, then I gave her this book about how one day they will attack us all and it worked-we| |“Just AWESOME...filled with delightfully demonic photographs of rampaging, blissful garden gnomes. This is a classic ‘gift’ book (just in time for Christmas) with eye candy pictures galore.”|—This Garden Is Illegal blog, 9/29/10|

Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.
 
There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. ...


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