(Read and download) Mommy's First Picture Book: What Nobody Told You About Parenting






 | #8859131 in Books |  2013-06-13 | Original language:English |  8.50 x.8 x8.50l, | File Name: 0988822083 | 32 pages


||3 of 3 people found the following review helpful.| Spot on for the new mom.|By Home school mom|I had to take this off my kindle the moment I finished reading it for fear that my toddler might get nightmares from the freaky portrayals of the very hell she and her baby brother put me through as a new mommy. The clay is cute, the rhymes are great, the subject a little too close to home for comfort.

One to go on the sec|From the Author|Contains adult humor!

Mommy's First Picture Book: What Nobody Told You About Parenting is for moms who don't buy into the popular myth that motherhood is blissfully free of poop, terror and adrenaline-inducing embarrassment.
 
Lewd, adorable and brutally honest, Mommy's First Picture Book: What Nobody Told You About Parenting is for moms ~ veteran, expecting and everyone in between.  
 
Probably should not be read to your children.
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