[Read free] To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?: Revenge Poetry for Babies and Toddlers






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||3 of 3 people found the following review helpful.| Only for those with a sense of humor (who, by the way, make the best parents).|By Patrick's mom|I have to laugh at the negative reviews of this absolutely hysterical book. They are clearly written by people who would need a tractor to pull a needle out of their butts. Does something have to have foul language to be humorous? Not necessarily. But in this book,it works. It TOTA| |"Brilliant." --"Redbook"

Twisted, clever and hilarious. I laughed out loud on every single page. You'll never look at your child the same way again." Stefanie Wilder-Taylor, author of "Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay"|

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Q: How do you breed contempt?
A: Have a baby.
Hey. It's me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. You're a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that I've given you the validation I know you need, let's get a few things clear . . .
I'm not as innocent as you think I am. You don't realize it because you're b...


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